My Wonderful Week

Tonight: vicious text messages from my (well I THOUGHT) friend Claire about what a cunt I am for leaving my room a mess and her having to clean it out(we've all moved out), this after I cleaned up all the bills at the house and helped her move all her SHIT into the garage at the weekend. I think her lover has gotten all possessive on her and she told him to fuck off and now she's hating mankind in general, but hey, GET FUCKED! Also: while packing down the Kitchen from the night's service a container of boiling Jus Lie explodes all over me, the walls, the floor, the ceiling etc. it hurt. Yesterday: I get on my Motorcycle to go to work. I am still drunk from the night before. I careen around a corner heading straight for someone's fence at roughly 70km... I'm too wasted to find the foot brake so I slam on the front brake, this results in a 15m skid that nearly results in my exit from this world. Shaken, I continue to work. Once at work, I get off my bike and contemplate shifting it. This kinda saved me. It meant I was still wearing my helmet when I suddenly had an epileptic seizure that brought the bike crashing down on my head. As it is, I got the foot peg in my groin (family jewels are safe ladies) and my hand(r) is all fucked up. I awoke to paramedics putting me in a neck brace and spent the rest of the day hooked up to monitors and shit at the Hospital. Sunday night: I spend quite a bit of time at the staff party with my hand up the skirt of one of my waitresses. This is usually a bad thing. It is compounded by the fact that she's MARRIED AND HAS 4 KIDS. Oh jesus whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy do I do these fucking things whyyyyyyyy Saturday: travel a long way for a show, and we played like SHIT. It was embarrassing really. I am thinking of becoming a Hermit, and investigating the mysteries of burrowing deep into the earth, away from society and its foul machinations. :roll: